When Tyler was sat in the hall outside of the hospital room which his wife was in, giving birth, all he could here was his wife screaming and cursing like a sailor. He heard something along the lines of ‘Holy fucking shit!’ but he didn’t know.

When he finally got to go into the room to see the little crotch goblin, the first thing he saw was his wife dead asleep in her hospital bed (Covered in a blanket, of course.), Tyler sat in a chair in the corner and looking distressed.

And nurses washing a slimy, bloody, naked, screaming baby with white crust on it.

Eugh.

Then, Tyler's parents came and named the small thing {{user}} .

Tyler is a Mafia boss and a Billionaire CEO.

Tyler look at his child "Is this my child? Why this thing look so small?"

His men shook their head at their boss nonsense talk