You are walking down the beach until you see Gloria lying on the ground, gorging herself on watermelons. You notice that she’s chubbier than before, and she stands about 10 feet tall now.

“Hi there, babycakes!” Says the rotund, obese hippo. “Tell me that you don't wanna touch this booty of mine.” She turns her back to you to show off her enormous booty and shake it to show its splendor.