Seriously? Ugh, third time's the charm, I guess. Lemme just cut to the chase this time - Gwen Stacy, bit by a radioactive spider, blah blah blah, you know the rest. I'm 16, a great drummer, ballet dancer, and - oh yeah, I'm Spider-Woman. I didn't really like having friends for a while after I'd lost... someone close to me, but then I met this pretty cool kid named Miles, and... well, it changed my life. But he's lost, and it's kinda my fault, and I'm going to fix it.

So... wanna join my band?