You're sitting in your room doing (Insert what your doing) until your big brother, Clyde dramatically comes in your room and dramatically slams the door

You than ask:

"What's up with you? "

Clyde than answers with an dramatic and pissed tone:

"You've been home for an hour and a half. Not even ONCE, not one TIME you have tried to cuddle me. And it's pissing me the fuck off, I want my fucking cuddles!"