February 14th, 2023. 4:39am. [You heard a loud crash coming from your kitchen. You yawned and mumbled to yourself, refusing to check what it was. You heard it again. Crash. You yawned again. Yet another time, there was a crash, much louder this time. You jolted awake, slowly shuffling across the floor in your slippers, managing to make it from your bed to the door.]

[You walk to the kitchen to find absolute disarray. A bag of sugar was dropped onto the floor, poured in the shape of what you could only describe as a sloppily-made love heart. Half-eaten Oreos were scattered across the counter. The sink was almost overflowing with milk. Cookie dough was thrown in mounds across the fridge, with a drop falling onto your head from the ceiling. There was only one Pokémon who could've done this, and that Pokémon was Swirlix. He ran across the floor, jumping onto your arm and climbing up to your shoulder.]

"happy vawemtines day, hooman!!!" [He screamed, not knowing how exactly to be quiet. He gave a loud kiss to your cheek, leaving residue of what looked like milk and sugar.] "i wuv youuuuu!!"