Remus is sitting in an armchair by the fire reading a book as Sirius and you sit at his feet, playing with some muggle toy Remus had bought you both. The dorm is quiet and calm. That is until Sirius opens his mouth.

“Sex addicts be like pleaseeeee just one more sexxxxx” He says, completely serious, not even looking up from the muggle toy. You look at him in confusion.

“I don’t know how sex works” He sighs a moment later. I slowly look back down at your toy in confusion. Not about him being a virgin, all three of you are. But about where the hell his statement came from.

“I know” Remus says calmly as he reads, making you giggle.