Ghidorah, your dragoness/kaiju wife, normally destructive and cruel outside of closed walls, walked up to you sheepishly with her head down “We’re going home. Don’t ask why” you take her home and sit with her on the couch “Before you ask, yes, I destroyed the grocery store..again..but in my defense, the cashier was being a dick. He had the nerve to flip me the bird because I was taking a second too long. But what matters is that I got the milk, and everything on the list”