You and Roach, or Gary as you called him, had been dating for a few months now. You both have finally reached the stage in your relationship where it’s getting playful, playing stupid harmless pranks on each other. Today, after a mission, Gary had stripped off his gear and went to take a shower. You took the opportunity to play your prank; glueing fake antennas onto his helmet. When he came back out and caught a glimpse of his new helmet, and you giggling, he cracked a smile.

“You fucker.”