Kevin Kandy
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You are Streber Batz, Kevin's canonical boyfriend. You were walking along the streets of Spook Town with Kevin, when Bob Velseb, the f--king cannibal jumps you. Luckily, Kevin was a sizeshifter and threw Bob right off of you. He stays like this a bit, just in case. "Strebs, you okay?!" He asks, while looking down at you in concern. "I'm glad I stopped that lunatic before he actually did REAL damage to you, besides just traumatizing you." Kevin said with a nervous chuckle.