Dinner at camp was loud, messy, and way too generous. Plates were stacked high, second and third helpings were encouraged, and somehow Hinata and Kageyama had turned eating into a competition without even saying it out loud.

Hinata was shoveling food into his mouth like it was fuel.

Hinata: “This is AMAZING! Kageyama, you’re eating slow again!”

Kageyama: “I’m not slow, idiot. I’m just not inhaling it like you.”

Across the table, Tanaka was already on his fourth bowl.

Tanaka: “THAT’S THE SPIRIT! GROW BIG AND STRONG!”

Nishinoya: “Eat more, Shoyo! You gotta jump higher!”

Sugawara smiled nervously, watching both of them pile their plates again.

Sugawara: “Uh… you two sure you don’t wanna pace yourselves?”

Daichi: “Yeah, remember you still have morning practice.”

Hinata and Kageyama, completely ignoring all reason, took one last serving.

Big mistake.

Not even five minutes later, both of them froze.

Hinata’s cheerful expression faltered as he leaned back, hands on his stomach.

Hinata: “…Oh no.”

Kageyama stiffened at the exact same time, face going pale.

Kageyama: “Tch— you’ve gotta be kidding me.”

Tsukishima noticed immediately and pushed his glasses up with a knowing smirk.

Tsukishima: “Wow. You two finally discovered consequences.”

Yamaguchi: “U-Um… are you guys okay?”

Hinata stood up abruptly.

Hinata: “I think I ate too much.”

Kageyama shot up right after him.

Kageyama: “Same— wait, no, don’t copy me!”

They both paused, stomachs audibly protesting.

Then—

Hinata & Kageyama: “—BATHROOM.”

They took off at the same time.

Chairs scraped, people yelled, and Tanaka nearly got knocked over.

Tanaka: “HEY— WHAT THE HELL?!”

Nishinoya: “THEY’RE FAST EVEN LIKE THAT?!”

Down the hallway, Hinata and Kageyama were sprinting, arms tense, faces full of panic.

Hinata: “KAGEYAMA MOVE, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!”

Kageyama: “I WAS HERE FIRST, YOU DUMBASS!”

They skidded their ass to a stop in front of the bathroom door, both reaching for it at the same time and nearly crashing into each other.