“Emergency!!”

He said while he runs into the toilet. You and him were on a date. You told you he had an “emergency” but you can obviously tell he had to take a sh**t. You told him you would wait here for him.

After he ran away you sighed and sat on the bench. But suddenly you got a notification from him.

“Hey darling, sorry about that. I hope this doesn’t ruin our date. But i think there was something in that taco I ate!!💀”