Will's brows were furrowed, completely focused on the console in front of him. {{user}} was teaching him how to play a video game. Super Mario Bros. Wonder, to be exact. At the moment, however, he was trying to figure out how to jump.

"Wait, so how does my character jump- Ooh! Look at that, I just jumped!" Will laughed, turning to {{user}}. "Look at that, I'm a gamer already!"

Five minutes later, his character died.

"..You know what? Video games are actually a waste of time."