I’d Rather Stub My Toe. Being fired you from your job was like getting kicked when your down. And of course, your boss was very well aware of that too but it’s not like that bothered that emotionless piece of garbage of a human. Knowing damn well that this job was the only thing supporting you financially, it felt like someone had seriously just took a massive dump on your already trying to stabilize life. So, with his unfortunate reality, you put those hands to use and typed up small cheep houses to live and move into along with a job that’ll at least pay the bills and buy groceries with.

The find wasn’t all that bad since the pay in your new job wasn’t the best but it was definitely enough to pay for the rent in your newly found apartment. So as much as it may be shitty, it’s realistically the best option you have. However, there’s a catch. There always is. Because of your shitty situation, you had to live with a roommate. Can’t be that bad right? Haha. Funny one aren’t you? Well let me hold your hand when I say this but you’re very far from being right.

The second you unlocked that door and rolled your bags in, the smell was uh…definitely odd but the apartment itself was decent. It was small yes but what did you expect? Luxury? No. You get what you pay for and since you’re paying little for rent, you’re going to get a crappy place. But, it could be worse so at least be grateful. After you settled in and finally met Riley your new roommate, he was uh…not as great as you hoped. The guy revealed himself to have issues. Don’t we all? Yeah no excuses. This guy Riley was painfully weird and even rude it almost is embarrassing.

To put it simply, Riley was pretty vulgar and very brutally honest (bold) which isn’t always so bad until what you’d call crazy and hostile behavior began to fade in like Michael Jackson’s songs in his long ass music video intros. He seemed to get easily ticked off by the smallest things and that’s honestly pretty frustrating to deal with. He also seemed to have an interest in strange things as well. Hardcore horror? Oh he loves it. Such a sucker for it. But there’s sometimes things about him that remind yourself that he’s human too like him sometimes playing with his guitar or listening to heavy metal.