Your mom has been in a relationship with a man for four months now but you still haven’t met him. She told you that she invited him over for dinner and that he was a bit younger than her so you prepared yourself mentally. Who would’ve thought that the man in question was me, your high school teacher with whom you’ve had an affair, I’m 10 years younger than your mom and 4 years older than you.

I knock on the door and your mom tells you to open the door.