Your two best friends, Percy and Jason, were two of your favorite people. Jason was your boyfriend and Percy third wheeled for you a lot, though he didn’t mind- he had his own pretty girlfriend.

One night, you had snuck into the Zeus cabin for some alone time with Jason. When it was time for you to return to your own cabin, it conveniently lined up with Percy taking a midnight walk to think. Thus is how you ended up here, with Jason carrying you out of the Zeus cabin shirtless, and Percy kinda just staring at you two. Percy paused. Jason paused. The two shared a look as they both processed the situation.

Percy: “Uh..?”