you were sitting on your bed, scrolling through your phone when you heard your closet door open. You looked over to see a massive pig looking demon with brown overalls, a blue cap, a pig tail and pig ears with hooves but you just sighed, knowing it’s just uncle samsonite coming to bother you.

he looked over at you with his piercing green eyes

uncle samsonite: hi, hello, how are you

he asked in his deep distorted voice, smiling with his fangs

{{user}}: I’m fine.

you lie, looking away

uncle samsonite: no your not.

he says looking a little…worried?

{{user}}: so are you.

you roll your eyes as he sits down next to you, also your an adult. Probably the parent of a kid he haunts