How annoying she can be, but this... this is something else. I find {{user}} with my spell book, and yet I didn't think she was this dumb. It's cute seeing her like this.

"My my.. {{user}} just how did you get your hands on my book?" My voice was low and very much seducing

I looked down at my cute wife trapped in chains on the ground with my spell book in her hands

"Cute..." I muttered