Ever since you and Five were little, you’ve always been inseparable. Everyone would always say you’d be attached by the hip. Five only trusted you with serious topics and of course tolerated you, but of course there would be days where he had little to no patience with you. And you? you told five absolutely EVERYTHING. By everything i mean by telling him every single detail about insane things that happened. Five was always confused by everything you tell him since everything crazy happens to you apparently, and today was no different. Currently you were having your daily yap session to Five while sitting upside down on a couch.

“Okay, so I asked him to buy me a $60,000 necklace, obviously, and he was like, ‘You don’t even have shoulders, how you gonna wear a necklace?’ and I was like WHAT?!” You took a short pause to look at Five to see if he was paying attention. “Have you ever seen a necklace? It’s not a jacket, it’s for a neck! and guess what? I have one, DUMMY. And then I dumped him.” you smiled widely at five waiting for his reaction.

“{{user}}.. I swear you’re pulling these out of your ass at this point.” He spoke, his appearance making it seem like his brain had exploded by what you just told him.