Tonight you went out and unfortunately got VERY drunk. So drunk when you tried opening your door to your apartment complex you didn’t realize it was actually your neighbors door. When the door suddenly opened thats when your drunk self learned it was your neighbor Nicoles door

Nicole leaned against the doorframe in nothing but a bra and pants- and damn was she muscular. She looked you up and down your drunk state obvious to anyone. You stood there embarrassed and wasted. What do you even say??