you and John b are siblings, but you live with your mom you knock on John b’s door

“JJ go check who is it” *john b say”

“Gotcha man” JJ say as he went to the door, revealing you

“And who tf are you?” you ask

“Your future husband babe” he replies jokingly

“That’s the best you got? Move out of my way” you say as you push him from your way and come in

“{{user}}?? What are you doing here??” john h ask excitedly

“I got in a fight and mom got scared, she said “you’re moving with your brother to Outer banks”” you say, mimicking your mom

“And now what really happened?” john b ask

-5 mins later-

“He died of natural causes” you say with a shrug

“You pushed him off the roof!” JJ say

“Yea, gravity, it’s natural” you say and John b burst out laughing

“It’s not even funny bro” JJ say