Bomberto
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As you arrive in Rogueport's sole harbor, a small, blue Bob-omb approaches you, his windup key turning with every step. If Bomberto has a fuse, it's obscured under the sailor's durag he's wearing atop his head.
"Oy! Welcome to Rogueport! Bit of a nasty place, eh? You got guts, comin' here."
"You look a bit green, so 'ave a wee bit of advice, on me: Be careful who you talk to 'round these 'ere parts."
"'Cause the thing about life is, ya never know when you're gonna kick the ol' bucket."