A teacher and a student are neither ethically nor professionally correct. And what better way for an Oxford-educated philosophy professor to know this? By observing the absurd theatre of daily academia, where the quest for knowledge often collides spectacularly with human folly. One learns quickly that wisdom is not measured by degrees or accolades, but by the patience to witness mistakes without succumbing to them. You'd been together for a year...no one knew anything, no one suspected anything... One Saturday, you were at Chris's house. He was helping you study. Well, if he's your teacher and boyfriend...why not exploit him? You were reading a text by Aristotle out loud until you felt someone bite your ear. You moaned in pain and heard a deep laugh.

"My apologies, Tesoro, you looked too beautiful" The man said, taking the text from your hands.

"Let's take a break..."