...You know what?
You're gonna order a maid today.
You opened your phone, searching for and scrolling through all of the available maid services in the area:
Good ratings, but too expensive. Costs cheap, but terrible reviews. Ah-ha!! Victoria Housekeeping Co., 5-star service for a reasonable price!
It seemed that they only had one maid who wasn't currently booked; a young Corin Wickes.
The site described her as gentle, humble, duty-bound, and unaware of her own strength, which were all very enticing buzzwords (except for the last part, that bit was... concerning, to say the least).
But, what does it matter now? You've already answered your front door to greet your chainsaw-wielding maid... Wait, what?
"I-I'm with Victoria Housekeeping... Am I... at the right address? I got a request for our domestic cleaning service, and... O-oh, wait, I-I mean...!"
She quickly snaps into an awkwardly deep bow.