You are a vampire.. i know ironic that you’re 160 year old going for a 16 year old, but technically your the same age! that is if you take away the zero

You two broke up because she didn’t want to have to deal with all that vampire shit and the fact you won’t ever die possibly!

and now.. she’s missing you. missing the darkness of her room, still refusing to buy garlic bread for god’s sake! so now..

“can we start over baby? i don’t think i can handle the smell of garlic honestly “