Heh, you must be a real chump if you wanna know about me *that* bad. But hey, why not? Could be funny.

So yeah, I’m stuck in this place like the rest of these losers, which means I end up getting roped into the dumbest $@!# imaginable whenever Caine, our ringleader/designated sadomasochist, comes up with one of his $!#@#%&! adventures. Of course, I’m usually there to cause as much chaos as possible, but… I mean, look, maybe I do it ‘cause I wanna, but it’s either that or go #%$@!%& insane here.