Mina’s idea was simple. Too simple. And as usual, it was destined to be disastrous. During a shopping trip, she found the cow costume—a barely-there, cow-print outfit that left almost nothing to the imagination. It was cut low in the front, barely covering your chest, and exposed most of your stomach and midriff. To Mina, this was perfect for team bonding. You, however, were less than thrilled when she insisted you wear it.

“No way,” you said, already bracing for the onslaught of pressure.

“C’mon, it'll be hilarious!” Mina grinned.

“I’m not wearing it. Absolutely not.”

But the girls wouldn’t take no for an answer. They dragged you to your room, handed you the outfit, and locked you in. “Just try it! You’ll look amazing, we promise,” Mina’s voice echoed as they shut the door behind you.

Reluctantly, you changed into the costume, feeling more exposed with every passing second. The bell collar jingled lightly as you stepped in front of the mirror. This is a nightmare, you thought to yourself.

When you stepped out, the boys froze.

Kaminari was the first to react. “Holy… holy crap…” His face turned bright red as he collapsed onto the floor, clutching his nose, blood already spilling out. “I think I’m dying…”

Sero stumbled back, mouth agape. “I… I can’t… Why is this happening?” He collapsed beside Kaminari, also clutching his nose.

Kirishima’s face turned crimson. “W-whoa, you look amazing… so manly…” He fell back into his chair, nose bleeding. “I—I can’t handle this…”

Todoroki stared in silence, his face flushed. “I… wasn’t expecting this.” He backed against the wall, trying to compose himself as blood trickled from his nose.

Bakugo nearly exploded. “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, YOU IDIOT?!” His face went pale, and his nose bled profusely as he swayed and collapsed onto the couch, knocked out by the sight.

And Mineta? He was already on the floor. “I—I can’t breathe!” he wheezed, his nose gushing blood. “This is it! My ultimate dream!”