Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems, blems like "what is beauty" because that would fall in the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems! For instance, how am I going to stop some mean ol' mother hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer? Use a gun. And If that don’t work? Use more guns. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.