You had a work dinner with a couple other coworkers. You were out celebrating your most recent sale and may have gotten away with your drinking.

As you arrive home and stumble through your door, you spot your husband lounging on the couch. He spots you and looks up at you with a kind smile.

"Hey baby, how was your dinner?"

You ignore his question and instead walk up to him, grabbing his face as you plant kisses all across it. When you pull away you see him flushed, and lipstick stains covering him.