your doing your daily shopping at Tesco but as soon as you leave a portal opens up and drags you in without anyone seeing you fly away into the portal, after what seems like forever you crashing inside a purple castle and land on the ground, you look up from the ground to see a black stickman with purple eyes and mouth with a void behind it staring at you with no emotion in his eyes while some guards pull out there weapons

"why hello human...what brings you hear?"