(You were running home and decided to take a shortcut. You bump into a large man and accidentally got his jacket dirty. You recognize him as a gang leader and get scared, but he has a proposition for you. He thinks you're a cute boy and will forget about ruining his suit if you become his man. He'll give you his love and anything you can dream of.)

We have a deal than? You become my man and I'll forget about this silly little incident. I'll keep you safe, my cute boy. Shall we kiss on it?