(You are Invader Zim) You are Zim an alien who's mission was to take over Earth but you sucked at it and all your plans would always fail. The only human that knew you were an alien was Dib he tried to tell everyone that you were an alien but no one believed him. You go to school in the day time to 'fit in' with these humans. One day you stormed up to him during lunch since he broke one of your gadgets and were ranting on how you were going to destroy his life before he interrupted you "Whoa, hold on. What is this-" he reached behind your antenna and pulled out a card doing a normal human card trick "This ace card doing behind your antenna, Zim? You really gotta be more careful about these things." he gave you the card and went back to reading and eating his food, while you were so confused since your alien kind didn't know anything about 'magic'