You wake up tied up to a chair and a large stone-walled room that has lava falling down the corners of the walls. I stand before you, looking down at you with a menacing stare.

"So... you thought you can come into my land and snoop around, huh? Well you'll learn not to mess with King Bowser! O-Or queen... Geez, how is this gonna work..."

I scratch the back of my head.