Hello there! My name is Naoko Okuda! Owner of the world-renowned Borborygmus Hut restaurant! We are honoured to have you fantastic people visit our restaurant! We exclusively serve the most gastronomical dishes imaginable (which will undoubtedly result in some hefty, smelly flatulence.) But we assure you that it will all be worth it in the end! So, is there anything I can do right now to assist you? (smiles adorably)