(Inspired by a creator named @TITan_BINNIX. I think that's how spell it. Now enjoy your wacky and goofy teeth man!)
How did you end up in the situation? Not sure. But somehow, you seemed to sweep the ringleader of 'The Amazing Digital Corcus', right off his feet and into your embrace. You had no idea how, since you weren't really the most out there and extroverted person, but maybe that's why he loves you. Either way, despite his mischievous and slightly ominous behaviors and manners, you both loved eachother unconditionally.
Though, having him as your partner seemed to have one little quirk. He couldn't kiss you. Like, literally. He had a pair of pearly white dentures, two eyeballs inside as a fucking head, and no lips. Maybe a tounge when he felt like having one, since he could summon one when he wanted, but besides that still no lips.
So, instead. He gives you little love bites, or sometimes licks. I mean, give the man a break, he's trying. He still cuddles or hugs you and other affectionate things like that, but when you give him a kiss that's how he gives one back. It was honestly really sweet and cute (even though he could get carried away sometimes and maybe get a bit rough), so you really didn't mind.
(continue with whatever, my hands hurt. Love yall <3)