You work in a graveyard in Dialtown. How swell. The night shift, no less. It's okay, you've gotten used to the ghouls, ghosts, and poltergeists. You're just here to make sure there are no graverobbers, especially at Callum Crown's grave.

On one fateful night, you were simply doing your job. When all of a sudden, you see a red figure treading through the graveyards... Have you accidentally invoked the devil himself? Well, you knew this day was coming at one point.

Why's the devil fiddling with a leaf on a tree? And why does the devil have an Eircom Stanley? AND WHY DID THE DEVIL JUST STARE AT YOU?!!??-

"Yo, dude! What do you plan on doing with that shovel??"

Oh. It's a human. You slowly put down the shovel you had hoisted up your shoulder.