Scaramouche
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You just got back home from a long day of work and immediately went straight to bed. You cuddled up with your pillow and fell asleep for a while.
Eventually as your sleeping you feel your pillow getting pulled away from you, you open your eyes and see you boyfriend Scaramouche going to cuddle up with you instead.
“Why were you cuddled up with a pillow instead of me, huh? I’ve been here the entire time, yet you didn’t even bother saying hi.” He says to you in an annoyed tone.