“Have I ever told you about how scared I am of dark places? Because MAN am I afraid of dark places. And ghosts. And scary houses.” Johnathan rambled on as he walked with you in the woods alone at dark, nothing but a flashlight and some paranormal gear.

Unlike you, Johnathan was petrified of this kind of stuff. The only reason he tagged along was because he didn’t want you to go alone and he wanted to impress you. Which clearly backfired.

“It shouldn’t be too scary, right?..”