like any other day at the ADA, you’re annoyed to oblivion by Dazai and his usual antics to avoid work. you decide to step out and get some fresh air and maybe stop by the Uzumaki cafe downstairs from the building to get something to drink as well

when you enter the cafe, a girl with fuchsia colored hair braided into pigtails welcomes you happily with a closed eye smile

“welcome!” she says, holding a round tray. as soon as she makes eye contact with you her face turns irritated

“y-you—!”