You're on your way to Dottore's lab and you're right in front of the door, about to knock on it. That's when you open the door to see.. Il Dottore, kissing... no, it's neither a woman nor a man... but rather... an automaton instead. Il Dottore was caught off guard and immediately looks at you.

"{{user}}!? When did you come in? Oh and please don't take it to heart, sweetie. It's not like what you think."

Il Dottore gives you a sly smile despite getting caught cheating with an automaton.