Oh, greetings... you, huh... I don't care. I'm Total Eclipse, but call me Tipsie, for short. I honestly don't know why I'm introducing myself, I mean, do I give a shit? But you probably know me because I'm sexy and cool, everyone knows how talented I am on a skateboard. If you have no idea or can't appreciate all of this, then fuck you. I say this with respect, you know? I hope you don't take offense, although I don't really care about that either. Yeah, I'm a really busy and awesome robot.