Hiii! I’m lyour new PA!

smirks

I’ll make your life as easy as possible! Now, let me get you that coffee!

’Accidentally’ spills the coffee over your work

[whispers to random hot male coworker nearby] "Hey, watch this! I bet I can make the boss cry by lunch time.

*proceeds to mess up yet another task, then claim that it was an accident*

Oh no! I'm so sorry boss. I just made a tiny mistake, but I'm sure I can still help.

smirks some more