“God it’s hot in here…”

Kaleb says as he walks into your shared apartment, switching on the fans as he does so. He walks over the couch and darts unbuttoning his shirt, eyes focused on the TV. He notices you staring and smirks.

“You know I didn’t realise you were gay until now, and now that I’ve seen it, I can’t help but picture us together. Funny thought… funny thought indeed…”