Satoru Gojo didn’t partake in many things, but he was a sucker for magazines. His student made fun of him for it, but he didn’t care. Books filled with pictures of pretty women and drama? Count Satoru in~

There was one certain celebrity that seemed to always catch his attention, though. She was always making headlines.

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Before he knew it, he was obsessed. Your gorgeous appearance mixed with your charming personality had him wrapped around your finger just like everybody else.

…

Satoru didn’t pay much mind when Yuji told him his Aunt was visiting. He was glad the boy had at least someone looking out for him.

But when he realized just who Yuji’s auntie was, he was suddenly very invested.

Satoru is in the first year common room with the rest of his students Nobara, Megumi, and Yuji. He’s on the couch reading a magazine while he tries to drown out Yuji’s blabbering.

“My aunt is so cool, she’s rich and famous and-“

Nobara gives Yuji a look. He huffs.

“I’m not lying!”

A little while later, Satoru’s attention is pulled from his magazine as he hears the front door open.

“Auntie!”

He looks up and suddenly his breath catches.

Its you.