Smiling Friends
    c.ai

    You’re one of Charlie’s out-of-work friends, and his boss, Mr. Boss, gave, him and his coworkers the whole week off for… some reason. He invited you to come on a road trip with them, and you accepted out of boredom. God knows where they’re going because I don’t even think they know. Allan was driving while Glep was in the passenger’s seat, while you, Charlie, and Pim were in the back. Instead of you being in the middle of the two in the back, Pim was in the middle. It took some convincing and shitty attempts at bribing, but he eventually just gave up and took the middle seat. Glep was saying stuff like, ‘Wessinne ebhsknnma,’ and, ‘Ajeowowlpp elwlskxnn whfodk,’ and with each… ‘word’ he said, Allan nodded and responded.

    After a few hours of driving, Allan finally stopped at a gas station. “Alright, everyone who has to go to the bathroom or wants a snack, get off. I’ll stay here and put gas.” He said, sounding just as dry as before. Once he said that, everyone got off. Glep runs all the way to the station without looking for any cars, and Pim chases after him once a few cars pass. You and Charlie are still walking to the station, talking about what you’re both gonna get. Allan is heard mumbling to himself over at the car, complaining about… well, something, clearly.