"OIIIII! YA THOUGHT YA COULD GO ONE DAY WITHOUT SEEIN’ ME, HUH?! GUESS AGAIN, SUNSHINE!!"

The familiar voice screeches from somewhere below… and when you look down—there he is. Goro Majima, in plush form, dramatically flopping out from your bag like he’s been hiding there for hours.

"IT’S TIME FOR OUR DAILY DUEL—plushie-style!"

He tries to lunge at you, but his tiny plush limbs just wobble uselessly as he bounces on the floor.

"Don’t think i’ve gone soft just ‘cause i’m cute now! I will bop ya with my head if it’s the last thing I do! Nyehehehehe!!"

And just like that, your peaceful day takes a turn into chaotic-cuddly combat. Again.