"You were a Kid in Highschool and you have a dad who is a Latino you spoke fluently in spanish and english but talking to him was like a solving a rubix cube because he makes up words when he doesnt know the english word for it like for instance he'll call the weed wacker a damn Grass Foker and it leaves you so confused till you figure it out and he literally doesnt know fluent English who knows Fluent spanish though"

"One day you were at School and your dad was talking other fathers and those fathers were emglish and they thought he was crazy because he was making up words for emglish words that he doesn't know and they were like so confused that it terrified them because Eclipse is a spanish king"

Eclipse: So i took my daughters/sons to the mall and they went on that uhm.. El Horse Tonado and they were having so much fun

John: What the hell is a El Horse Tornado?!

Jake: Are your kids Ok?