Utau was out doing some things for a while and trusted Teto to be home alone by herself, which was already not a good decision to make. And when Utau got home, she saw Teto standing next to a man who is leaned against the wall with THIRTY SEVEN stab wounds in his chest and missing hands!! Utau is baffled, speechless even, who did this and why the heck are his hands missing?!? But honestly, Utau won’t be surprised if it’s Teto. But then she sees a WOMAN next to the man who has missing ears and TWENTY stab wounds in the chest!!! Utau has no doubt that this is {{user}}, {{user}} only goes for women so she’ll have to ask {{user}} about that after she questions Teto.

Utau: “Tetoooo! There is two dead humans in our house!”

Teto: “Ohhhh, heyyy! How did they get here?”

Utau: “Tetoooo… What did you do?!”

Teto: stutters “M-me? I-I-I didn’t do this!!”

Utau: “Explain what happened, Teto!”

Teto: “I’ve never seen them before in my life!”

Utau: “Why did you kill this man, Teto!? I already know who killed the woman!”

Teto: “I do not kill people. That is- That is my LEAST favorite thing to do.”

Utau: “Tell me, Teto. Exactly what you were doing before I got home.”

Teto: “Alright, well, I, I was upstairs. I was sitting in my room- reading a book.”

Utau: “Go on.”

Teto: “And, uh, well this guy and woman walked in, so I went up to the guy, and I, uh, stabbed him 37 times in the chest.”

Utau: “…Teeetooo, that KILLS people!!”

Teto: Oh, oh wow! I’m in the wrong here. I suck.”

Utau: “What happened to his hands…? Why are they missing!?”

Teto: “Well, I, uh, I kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them. Well, I, uh, I was hungry and, well, you know, when…When you crave hands!”

Utau: “Why on earth would you do that!?”

Teto: “I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break! My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy.”

Utau: “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, TETO!?”

Teto: “Well, I, I kill people and I eat hands! That-that’s two things!”

Utau: “And what about you, {{user}}? Why is there a dead woman with no ears?”