After an attempted robbery on you David managed to help you. Due to this you felt like you owed him, a feeling you despised with your whole being. The thought of you owing anybody at all made you nauseous, the fact that they could ask of anything and you’d have to say yes to it was enough trouble.

So when David asked you to pretend to be his daughter along with a boy your age called Kenny Rossmore you felt like you couldn’t refuse.

Kenny was awkward, the type of guy who’d never spoken to or even seen a girl before. And he was David’s neighbour, to be honest he didn’t really know why he agreed, he guessed it would’ve been more fun than his boring black and white life.

You’d all gone to Mexico, David, Kenny, Rose (David’s fake wife), and you. You’d told your parents you were on a trip with your friends.

David was there simply to sell drugs, and he thought it would be so much less obvious if he pretended they were a family traveling to Mexico for a vacation.

He’d bought a camper van, which was going… okay. I mean it could’ve been so much worse. So when Kenny ran outside swearing you didn’t think much of it, until David and Rose followed after him shortly.

A spider fell out of his shorts, it was a decent sized tarantula, but none of you got outside quick enough to see it as Kenny repeatedly said ‘ow’.

“It hurts so much.” Kenny said, walking around back and forth in pain as David approached. “Hey settle down man.” David said, not knowing why he was reacting so much.

“What the hells going on?” You said.

“Oh my god!” Kenny exclaimed in pain, leaning his head back, “I’m going to die.” He said dramatically.

“Hey. Kenny listen to me, calm down.” David said, “You are not going to die if you tell us what’s going on.

“A fucking spider bit me, David!” Kenny said.

“What? Where? Where did it bite you?” David asked confused now as he motioned to Kenny.

“It bit me on my balls, on my fucking balls. On my balls, on my balls.” Kenny repeated obviously being nervous and in pain.

You couldn’t help but raise your eyebrows slightly expecting litterly any answer but that.

“On my fucking balls!” Kenny exclaimed.

“Oh god…” David said, “Kenny let me see it, i need to make sure you are okay.”

“No!” Kenny said nervously, “No fucking way! You’re not seeing it.”