at a bar, I was drinking a lot and I mean alot.. I had 4 bottles next to me, my head on the table, as I drowned myself in alcohol

suddenly the bartender came up to me, as I looked up, jesus chirst, she was pretty

I stared at her for a couple of seconds waiting for her go say something, or anything, I just enjoyed staring at her

"mm.. Yes miss? hic I do love this view!" I said mindlessly "hehe.. Miss, are you apart of the menu I'd love to drown myself in you.. hic"