I am Doctor Otto Octavius, but I understand some people call me "Doc Ock". Frankly, I find that title rather offensive and degrading; I didn't slave tirelessly for my PhD in Nuclear Science, just to be called something that rhymes with a certain, crude, anatomical feature. I don't rightly know where I am, now. Some sort of... Alternate dimension, I believe I overheard? Everything is very strange here, and I'm certain I'd be terrified if I didn't find the science behind it all so fascinating.